Arnold's Beliefs
The following is a collection of Arnolds beliefs. It is what he believes in and how he stands on certain issues. He has taken an aggressive stand on some political views so the country better watch out. Because Arnold is unstoppable, now he is a governor next he will be king.
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Gun Control
This issue really should be quite obvious. Arnold believes that the more weapons this great country has the better. With his new gun campaign he is hoping to have a bazooka in every home by the year 2006. Since he is such a powerful man he wants to give the people what the desperately need, a bazooka. |
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Funding For Schools
Arnold believes that the children are the future of this great nation. The children will help lead this country to victory over the world. Arnold plans to invest an estimated $1,000,000, 000 on schools in California. He wants to equip each child with a weapon and teach them how to use it. He wants the children to be images of a younger Arnold. |
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Public Transportation
Arnold believes that todays public transportation is quite weak. He stated that buses are weak and cannot even with stand a blast from a bazooka shell. He wishes to change all of this by having tanks become the new form of public transportation. Since a tank cannot hold very many people there will have to be many of them. Which Arnold thinks that would be good because then we could always have tanks on alert. |
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Vegans
This has recently become a pressing issue. What to do with those un Americans that call themselves vegans. They are one of the main reasons that the Californian economy is so bad. The vegans are spreading and someone has to put an end to this menace. If they continue at the present rate in 2007 there could be 3% of Americans that are vegans. Of course Arnold is the only one who can stop this. He plans to round up every last vegan and shoot them into the sun. |
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Rising Gas Prices
In the past few years in has been apparent that gas prices keep going up. This is a major concern to Arnold. How will Americans be able to go about their daily lives when they have to pay 5.00 a gallon for gas? Arnold has the best solution to this problem conquer the world. If America leads an attack on the work and when it wins it can have all the recourses they want. America could just take all the oil, food, lumber, crack, metal, and gems they wanted.
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Censorship
Another major issue is censorship. Arnold believes that government should be able to censure anything they see fit. Arnold has already proposed an amendment to the Californian constitution suspending any rights given under the constitution. That way he will be able to rule with an iron fist. A man that tall needs power over the people. Arnold believes the government should be able to control all aspects of peoples lives. |
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Karl
There is of course one man who is the greatest enemy of modern society. This man is of course Karl. He is a devious monster that is even now as you read this plotting against America. He hates America and wants to destroy it. Arnold will use his power to stop this taco-crazed monster. Karl is by far the most evil thing to walk this Earth since Shaq. |
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